Vegan Dilemma Lover Mugs

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

No Dogs Allowed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

Tofu bi-products.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

Vegan Cat

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."