Vegetarian Zealot Mugs

No Dogs Allowed

Vegetarian Birds

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Heart Disease Menu

Free salad bar.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Butcher!"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

Animal named pubs serving vegetarian food