Vegetarianism Enthusiast Mugs

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Before/After

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."