Vegetarianism Enthusiast Mugs

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Before/After

Queen of Quinoa

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."