Vegetarian Lifestyle Advocate Mugs

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Your life is in great danger...

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

No Dogs Allowed

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

Go Veggie...

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."