Vegetarian Hopeful Mugs

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Heart Disease Menu

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Free Range / Deranged

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Butcher!"

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."