Vegetarian Daydreamer Mugs

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

No Dogs Allowed

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Meatless Burgers

Rabbit being eaten.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Protesting Asparagus

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."