Vegetarian Hopeful Prints

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Heart Disease Menu

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."