Vegetarian Debaters Gifts

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

G.M. leaf.

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"You're not being reasonable Darling: the doctor has told you not to snack between meals..."