Vegan Debater Gifts

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Two vegans, please."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

The vegan hunter

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Too Much SOY

Cybervegan Caf

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."