Vegan Debaters Gifts

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Changing Minds

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Waitrose Vegan Burgers