Vegan Debaters Gifts

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Changing Minds

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.