Veggie Debater Gifts

Prize vegetables.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Lettuce pray!'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

The great zucchinis

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Still life?

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'I feel rootless.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."