Veggie Protestor Gifts

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Better Not Squash.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

“Children hate me.”

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

The vegan hunter

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

Go Veggie...