Veggie Protestor Pillows

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Better Not Squash.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

“Children hate me.”

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

Go Veggie...

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"