Veggie Promoter Gifts

"From a risk management point of view, Mummy must urge you to eat your spinach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Peas on Earth.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"