Veggie Promoter Prints

"From a risk management point of view, Mummy must urge you to eat your spinach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

See you at the farmers market!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Roasted Peppers

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'