Veggie Enforcer Prints

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Prize vegetables.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

“Children hate me.”

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'