Veggie Pioneer Gifts

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Queen of Quinoa

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

See you at the farmers market!

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'He's all eyes!'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"