Vegan Pioneer Gifts

"States of tofu"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'New Barbeque.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."