Vegetarian Trailblazer Gifts

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Give quiche a chance!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Macho Vegetarian

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

No Dogs Allowed

Organic Salad

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Here's to Militant Apathy

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"I'll have the vegan."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.