Vegetarian Visionary Gifts

Give quiche a chance!

Your life is in great danger...

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'

Queen of Quinoa

devoted vegetarian.

"States of tofu"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'He's all eyes!'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

The mission: Impossible burger.

Macho Vegetarian

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'