Vegetarian Vanguard Gifts

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"States of tofu"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'He's all eyes!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"