Veggie Pioneer Pillows

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'He's all eyes!'

Peas on Earth.

Roasted Peppers