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baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'He's all eyes!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'