Veggie Voyagers Pillows

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Wine is plant-based food."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Natural Medicines

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"