Veggie Vandal Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a veggie vandal who loves to play creatively with vegetables? Our collection features playful, artistic items that showcase their quirky obsession and passion for all things veggie-related. Perfect for adding humor and personality to their kitchen, studio, or wardrobe! These items are ideal for those who see vegetables as more than food—it's art, fun, and a little bit rebellious.

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Go Veggie...

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner." mockup

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

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Veggie Hall of Fame.

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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish. mockup

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot mockup

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

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'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!' mockup

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

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"Relax. They're just crows."

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'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.' mockup

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa." mockup

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables mockup

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

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Taken genetic engineering too far mockup

Taken genetic engineering too far

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September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more. mockup

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

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"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear." mockup

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

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'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

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"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?" mockup

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

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'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!' mockup

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

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"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!" mockup

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

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'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!' mockup

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

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“Children hate me.”

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'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.' mockup

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

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'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.' mockup

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

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'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!' mockup

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

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The vegan hunter

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"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!" mockup

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

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"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage." mockup

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

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"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them." mockup

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

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'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.' mockup

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

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'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.' mockup

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

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'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??' mockup

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

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Dreams of Spring...

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Veggie Vandal Gifts Collection

Veggie Vandal Mugs

Explore our collection of veggie vandal mugs, and find the perfect humorous and artistic design to brighten their daily coffee or tea break.

Veggie Vandal Pillows

Check out our veggie vandal pillows, crafted to add a fun and colorful touch to any room, celebrating their unique love for vegetables and creative spirit.

Veggie Vandal Prints

Browse our veggie vandal prints, perfect for showcasing their artistic side and love of vegetables in vibrant, humorous designs.

Veggie Vandal T-Shirts

Discover our veggie vandal T-shirts, where creativity and humor meet—ideal for those who love to wear their passion for vegetables with a rebellious twist.