Veggie Vigilantes Gifts

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Vegetarian Nightmare

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Relax. They're just crows."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

“Children hate me.”

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

The vegan hunter

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Go Veggie...

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"No, I'm not interested in your list of endangered vegetables. Just eat your dinner."

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'