Veggie Vigilantes Pillows

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Vegetarian Nightmare

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Relax. They're just crows."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

“Children hate me.”

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The vegan hunter

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Go Veggie...

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"No, I'm not interested in your list of endangered vegetables. Just eat your dinner."

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"