Vegetable Vigilante Pillows

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Hank the vegetarian couldn't make it as a contract killer.

Get back, Copper! Or the marrow gets it

Onion Executions

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Relax. They're just crows."

You can relax now.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Guns won't help

Anti-Vaxer

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Close but No Cigar

Young against old

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

Farmer fighting off snail

"There, now will you eat your broccoli!?!"