Vegetable Vigilante Pillows

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Hank the vegetarian couldn't make it as a contract killer.

Get back, Copper! Or the marrow gets it

Onion Executions

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Anti-Vaxer

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Close but No Cigar

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'