"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."
Vegetable Vigilante Gifts
Looking for a fun way to honor the vegetable vigilante in your world? Whether they're a garden enthusiast or someone who loves healthy living with a dash of humor, our creative gifts bring their passion to life. From witty mugs to vibrant prints, find something that celebrates their veggie-saving spirit and quirky personality. These unique items are just right for inspiring smiles and sparking conversations about the power of vegetables.
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7
Hank the vegetarian couldn't make it as a contract killer.
Get back, Copper! Or the marrow gets it
Onion Executions
"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"
Guide to Contagious Diseases.
'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot
You can relax now.
Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain
"Relax. They're just crows."
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag
Anti-Vaxer
Guns won't help
'Drugs' 'Viruses'.
Wrong ways to wear a face mask.
'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'
'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'
'There's a gleam in his eye!'
Omicron: "Viva 2022!"
"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."
Collapse of 'Corner Men'
"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."
"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."
Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'
'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'
'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'
A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10
"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Close but No Cigar
"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"
'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'
Vegetable Vigilante Gifts Collection
Vegetable Vigilante Mugs
Explore our collection of vegetable vigilante mugs and find the perfect gift that celebrates their healthy hero role with a dash of wit.
Vegetable Vigilante Pillows
Discover our vegetable vigilante pillows to add a humorous and colorful touch to any room, perfect for veggie enthusiasts with a playful side.
Vegetable Vigilante Prints
Browse our vibrant vegetable vigilante prints to decorate your space with art that celebrates healthy heroes and creative spirit.
Vegetable Vigilante T-Shirts
Check out our vegetable vigilante t-shirts for a fun and stylish way to show off their veggie passion with humor and flair.