Vegetable Vigilant Gifts

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

Pumpkin Time!

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Russian Roulette Spunik

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"I'm back for my booster."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"