Vegetable Vigilant Gifts

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Relax. They're just crows."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

Pumpkin Time!

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

How Kale Took Over the World

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Russian Roulette Spunik

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Beet Poet

"I'm back for my booster."

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'