Variant Vigilant Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who’s always alert and on the lookout? Our collection celebrates the vigilant with playful, creative designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for individuals who take their attentiveness seriously, yet love a bit of humor and personality in their everyday items.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.  I wish I had emotions like people do.  I wish I could think as logically as people do.  I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting.  Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice.  Having a sense of humor would be fun.  The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have.  I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses.  I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

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Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

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Variant Vigilant Gifts Collection

Variant Vigilant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the vigilant spirit—fun designs to start their day with a smile.

Variant Vigilant Pillows

Bring a vigilant touch to their home decor with pillows featuring clever, creative designs.

Variant Vigilant Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate alertness and creativity—perfect for anyone vigilant about the details of life.

Variant Vigilant T-Shirts

Check out our vigilant-themed t-shirts—witty and stylish options for those who observe life carefully.