Variant Vigilant Pillows

COVID 22

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

You can relax now.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

America is first!

Anti-Vaxer

The Covid Tail

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

Guns won't help

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Ebola Clinic

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Delta and Omicron Race

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

Russian Roulette Spunik

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

Covid 19 Variant

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."