Vegetable Vigilantes Gifts

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Close but No Cigar

Farmer fighting off snail

"There, now will you eat your broccoli!?!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"No, I'm not interested in your list of endangered vegetables. Just eat your dinner."

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

Vegetarian Nightmare

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Onion Executions