Veggie Vigilante Pillows

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"No, I'm not interested in your list of endangered vegetables. Just eat your dinner."

Organic Crime

'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

“Children hate me.”

Guns won't help

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Ebola Clinic

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

Keep out - Covid-19