Vet Vigilante Pillows

Cat's 'To Do' list.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Relax. They're just crows."

You can relax now.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Guns won't help

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"What happened to what cat?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

Covid Boarding Pass