Vet Vigilante Pillows

Cat's 'To Do' list.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"What happened to what cat?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

Covid Boarding Pass

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'