Volatility Vigilante Pillows

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

You can relax now.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Relax. They're just crows."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Ebola Clinic

"What happened to what cat?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Covid Boarding Pass

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

A footballer is having an eye test.

Keep out - Covid-19