Volcano Vigilante Pillows

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Nun confronts mugger.

Guns won't help

Ebola Clinic

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"What happened to what cat?"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Keep out - Covid-19

A footballer is having an eye test.

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Is it catching?'