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"What happened to what cat?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Nun confronts mugger.

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Ebola Clinic

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

A footballer is having an eye test.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Keep out - Covid-19

Covid Boarding Pass

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.