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'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

The new global mantra flag for the future

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"What happened to what cat?"

Ebola Clinic

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Keep out - Covid-19

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Covid Boarding Pass

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'Is it catching?'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

COVID 22

penguins using a fish vending machine

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

OUT of ORDER

'What precautions,have you got in place to prevent swine flu?'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Epidemiological fence

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"