Vending Machine Vigilante T-Shirts

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

The new global mantra flag for the future

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"What happened to what cat?"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Ebola Clinic

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Keep out - Covid-19

Covid Boarding Pass

'Is it catching?'

Vending Machine Pig Out.

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

Far out Man! A pot machine!

COVID 22

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

'What precautions,have you got in place to prevent swine flu?'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Epidemiological fence

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

penguins using a fish vending machine