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"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Ace Towing.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

Computer Crimes

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Traffic avenger

Cat's 'To Do' list.

Police Marksman Game

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'