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'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Ace Towing.

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Computer Crimes

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

Traffic avenger

Cat's 'To Do' list.

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

Police Marksman Game

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

Gypsy wanting to tell the fortune of a man who is smoking and drinking