Vehicle Vigilante Pillows

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Ace Towing.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Computer Crimes

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Traffic avenger

Cat's 'To Do' list.

Police Marksman Game

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

"B.1.1.529!"