Uv Vigilante Pillows

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"What happened to what cat?"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Monster in optician.