Vision Vigilante Pillows

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

Monster in optician.

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

A footballer is having an eye test.

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'I'm seeing double.'

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'No cheating'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'