Video Vigilante Pillows

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Ebola Clinic

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."