Virtual Vigilante Pillows

"I think we've been hacked, Dorothy!"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Batman wearing VR goggles

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Enter a credit card of your avatar is history.'

Police Marksman Game

Computer Crimes

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Lynching on social media

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Guns won't help

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

A footballer is having an eye test.