Virtual Vigilante Pillows

"I think we've been hacked, Dorothy!"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Enter a credit card of your avatar is history.'

Police Marksman Game

Computer Crimes

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Lynching on social media

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Guns won't help

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.