Vice Vigilante Pillows

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Monster in optician.

Computer Crimes

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'