Vigilante Volunteer Pillows

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Anti-Vaxer

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

Young against old

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

The Marks of Zorro

Computer Crimes

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Vaccinated Band-Aid

Cat's 'To Do' list.

Police Marksman Game

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"Let's get ready to rrumble!"

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"You're not vaccinated, not tested and not recovered? Man, you could die! Haha, just kidding!"