Vigilante Volunteer Gifts

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Computer Crimes

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

The Marks of Zorro

Young against old

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Police Marksman Game

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Cat's 'To Do' list.

Vaccinated Band-Aid

"Let's get ready to rrumble!"

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."